Art Adventurers Pillows

'What sort of mermaid did you expect from Damien Hirst?'

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Projectile painting.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Kid doing cave paintings

The Rise of Modern Art

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Shakespeare Quote

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Maria Sibylla Merian

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'What's on the other side?...'

Farmer's Market.

Mammoth Posing

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"