Paint Adventurer Pillows

Marty's blank canvas nightmare returned once again.

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

The Rise of Modern Art

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'What's on the other side?...'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Odd Mortarboards.

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

"Gesundheit."

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"