Paint Adventurer Pillows

Marty's blank canvas nightmare returned once again.

Man buys 'Do It Yourself' helper.

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

The Rise of Modern Art

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'What's on the other side?...'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Farmer's Market.

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"Gesundheit."

Odd Mortarboards.