Art Studio Explorer Gifts

"Say, I like that!"

"I paint what I see."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Jackson Pollock Studio

Convenience.

Rodin's Browser

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Kid doing cave paintings

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

The Cremaster Cycle

Imagine

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Mammoth Posing

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Maria Sibylla Merian

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Antiques

"But is it content?"

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

The Big Picture

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'