Art Studio Explorer Prints

"Say, I like that!"

"I paint what I see."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Kid doing cave paintings

Convenience.

Rodin's Browser

Jackson Pollock Studio

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Imagine

The Cremaster Cycle

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Mammoth Posing

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Maria Sibylla Merian

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Cover story: Picasso

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Antiques

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"But is it content?"

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'