Art House Explorer Gifts

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Rodin's Browser

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Convenience.

Kid doing cave paintings

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Mammoth Posing

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Cover story: Picasso

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Art for Sale

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

Antiques

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'

Millais - Cubist Period

Abstract portrait art.