Art House Explorer Gifts

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Rodin's Browser

Convenience.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Maria Sibylla Merian

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Mammoth Posing

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Art for Sale

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Antiques

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Banksy

Abstract portrait art.

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'