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"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Rodin's Browser

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Convenience.

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

The Old Curiosity Shop

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Banksy

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Millais - Cubist Period

Dave :)

Abstract portrait art.

"It must be pouring outside."

'This one is called Fruit Concentrate.'