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"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Rodin's Browser

Convenience.

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Cover story: Picasso

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"But is it content?"

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

The Big Picture

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

The Old Curiosity Shop

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'

Dave :)

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Banksy

Millais - Cubist Period

Art Museum. Acquisitions Dept. How's it going? Another day, another Dali.

"It's okay, fellahs - only another bloody statue of Gormley by Gromley!"

"It must be pouring outside."

Abstract portrait art.