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Art Museum field trip.

Silhouette-by-number.

Three artist interpretations of Venice

"It's not swiping to the next image."

Tragic painting of a train.

"I'd better read the official view before I form an opinion."

Contemporary Maze

Open air toilets.

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Artist painting TV waves.

'I hope there isn't art as we know it on other planets.'

'Believe it or not, but he used to be a gag cartoonist!'

"Help, I'm a prisoner!"

Man puts up a birdhouse in a gallery full of wildlife pictures.

"Why does she have an enigmatic smile?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Convenience.

Rodin's Browser

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Kid doing cave paintings

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Mammoth Posing

Maria Sibylla Merian

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.