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Rococo Crab/Art Deco Crab/Minimalist Crab/Herman Crab

I love Dada

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"I've tried seated and crouching but you really can't beat a sleeping nude."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Convenience.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Kid doing cave paintings

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Imagine

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Antiques

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"But is it content?"

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

The Big Picture

Abstract portrait art.

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'