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Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Rodin's Browser

Kid doing cave paintings

Convenience.

The Cremaster Cycle

Imagine

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Mammoth Posing

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Maria Sibylla Merian

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Antiques

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?