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"I'm unable to process this image."

"My kid could buy that."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'No ice.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Rodin's Browser

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Convenience.

Kid doing cave paintings

Imagine

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Mammoth Posing

"So, do you come here often?"

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Maria Sibylla Merian

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Antiques

'Another martini please.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

'I promised my wife I was only getting one beer.'

"I can write, but I can't draw."