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"Too busy."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Convenience.

Rodin's Browser

Kid doing cave paintings

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Mammoth Posing

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

Art for Sale

Antiques

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."