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"Too busy."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Rodin's Browser

Kid doing cave paintings

Convenience.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Cover story: Picasso

"I can write, but I can't draw."

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

Antiques

Art for Sale

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture

"It's a land flowing with milk and honey, with a small but lively arts district."

Abstract portrait art.