Art Style Explorer Gifts

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Rodin's Browser

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Convenience.

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Kid doing cave paintings

The Cremaster Cycle

Imagine

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Cover story: Picasso

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"Y a un truc bizarre."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Antiques

"I can write, but I can't draw."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"But is it content?"

The Big Picture