Stylistic Explorer Gifts

"Dad, you're so embarrassing! Your pants are ripped!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Those Were The Days

What price beauty?

Kid doing cave paintings

Girl in cow onesie.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

Western Outfitters.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Australian Mobile Bar

'Cosmetic surgery.'

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

Antiques

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.