Fashion-forward Explorer Gifts

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Underweird bras."

Girl in cow onesie.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Rogue elephant

Western Outfitters.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Australian Mobile Bar

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

Lady Gaga

"My year of dressing dangerously."