Stylish Explorer Gifts

Walking

The Vineyard

Polar bear bowling alley

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

The Fall from Pisa

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Fish Food

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

Ballerina and the light switch.

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"Dad, you're so embarrassing! Your pants are ripped!"

Introvert-in-a-Box

I've found the designer gene.

Woman having tea in a train carriage

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

'I want nice man-bag.'

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

Dodo with rubber ring

In the wake of tourism...

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

'Can I call you back, I'm chasing a car.'

King Madras

"We're chucking out all our old plastic things, and replacing them with sustainable alternatives."

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'