Elegant Explorer Gifts

Ballerina and the light switch.

Woman having tea in a train carriage

The Vineyard

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'Lately my business instincts and intuitions have been on opposing sides.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Recession - A Zen Mindfulness Retreat

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

Fish Food

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"I need a teeny tiny handbag so I don't have to stow away my husband's wallet, phone and reading glasses."

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

'Sometimes it's good to get a different perspective.'

Reading the Leaves.

Vincent Van Gogh Shuts the Blind on Starry Night

Generic Products

Man standing at a railway station.

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

'I can hear it ringing, so my new super mini-maxi phone must be here somewhere...'

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

"Dad, you're so embarrassing! Your pants are ripped!"

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

Dodo with rubber ring

I've found the designer gene.

In the wake of tourism...