Edgy Style Explorer Gifts

"Going rimless, with raw, jagged edges, is very hot right now."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

'I never said it was the comfy wear...I said it was the comfy look!'

"In space news, our discarded PPE is forming a new planet."

Fish Food

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

Ballerina and the light switch.

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Woman having tea in a train carriage

"Have you tried wearing a beret set at a jaunty angle?"

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

'My wife's an ecology nut. What can you suggest that hasn't contributed to pollution at any time during its manufacture?'

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Dad, you're so embarrassing! Your pants are ripped!"

I've found the designer gene.

'I want nice man-bag.'

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

Disney Princess 1950s - 3000

In the wake of tourism...

World Hair Day.

There is no clear line in the salon world.

"We're chucking out all our old plastic things, and replacing them with sustainable alternatives."

King Madras

'Surely we can settle this like Civilized People!'

"We're now off the grid. Metahorically, we've been off for decades."

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

Breakages must be paid for