Fashion-forward Explorer T-Shirts

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Girl in cow onesie.

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

Western Outfitters.

Rogue elephant

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

Thong World.

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels