Fashion-forward Traveler T-Shirts

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Rogue elephant

Hoxton map.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

People Holidaying in the Highlands

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"Of course I'm young at heart...I had one of my wrinkles pierced, didn't I?"

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

How very Balham!

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"Now that my new bikini arrived, I am ready for global warming."

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

'Does it say 'business class?''

"It's a toss up whether they charge you duty on your new outfit or stick you in quarantine!"

Dog luggage.

Cautious old lady wont go near the railings because shi is afraid she will slip through.

'I shouldn't have worn socks.'

The progressive traveller, circa 3500 BC. . .

Excess Baggage: Some folks are 'just in case' packers...As in, 'just in case a prom breaks out'...

Excess Baggage: You are old enough to remember when folks got all dressed up to travel.

Excess Baggage: If you are worried about your brand new designer luggage, do not watch them load it on the plane.

"How far is that in city blocks?"

'I believe you did opt for our budget, no frills, no luggage booking.'

'I need to dress as a traveler rather than as a tourists.'

"I want something practical, comfortable and fuel-efficient, but that doesn't have an adverse effect on my overall coolness."

'We must pick through lunch, sometime.'