Fashion Forward Wanderer T-Shirts

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Rogue elephant

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Late Jurassic is so Retro..."

Chippunks

Social Struggles

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"Apparently 'the vest' is making a comeback..."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Hold on a minute, will you? I just want to see what color Charlie Rose's tie is tonight."

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

Pizza London Eye

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.