Fashionista Wanderer T-Shirts

Pizza London Eye

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"Nice haircut."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Ariana Grande caricature

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

"It cuts air resistance."

'Like I said in the ad - GSOH.'

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

"It must be a fur tree."

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

Wrapping up trees.

Dog luggage.

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!

'I shouldn't have worn socks.'

"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"

Jean and Sam - "Sorry, luv - No Jeans!"

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

"How far is that in city blocks?"

GPs to be required to deal with 'lifestyle' issues. I can advise you on smoking, exercise and obesity issues,but whether that T-shirt makes you look 'buff' is outside of my remit.

Famished jeans: Because sometimes skinny jeans just cover too much.

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

Visual Gag Cardigans Cars wearing Cardigans made for Cars

"If I had known we'd be this long wandering in the wilderness, I would never have worn these shoes."