Fashionista Daydreamer T-Shirts

"Darn, it was just a dream, we're not swathed in Gucci"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Nice haircut."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Besties Photo

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Pizza London Eye

Steampunk

This suits tighter than my skin!

Fairy Queen

"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

"I agree, it fits perfectly...but not my budget!"

'I hate it when she gets perms'

"Derek's sneakers were made in Malaysia. Can anyone show us where Malaysia is?"

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

Caribou With Big Plans.

Clothes Make the man...

A dressed crab

Wrapping up trees.

'I can still fit into my wedding dress 15 years later!'

"Computer, order me two long-sleeved cotton crewnecks in dark wine and green heather."

'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

Vague Magazine

"Good grief young man! It's two o'clock in the afternoon, why are you still in your pyjamas?"

'Just between you and me...the comb-over isn't working.'

'I had a vision of my own death. I really go out in style.'

My First Purse.