Fashionista Wanderer Gifts

Pizza London Eye

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Nice haircut."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Ariana Grande caricature

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Ever wondered what the future will be like? Well, apart from robotic trousers it's a lot like the seventies.

"It cuts air resistance."

"It must be a fur tree."

Nature and Fashion Photographer.

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

"Here's another song about the merch table t-shirt you'll regret not buying."

'Like I said in the ad - GSOH.'

Dog luggage.

Wrapping up trees.

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

'I shouldn't have worn socks.'

Jean and Sam - "Sorry, luv - No Jeans!"

"You're right, that new girl has a great personality, terrific hair, and dynamite figure, so we agree....we hate her, right?"

"Seriously, Allan? Summer camo after Labour Day?! Quite the fashion faux pas, wouldn't you say?"

'I distinctly remember telling you to wear 'sensible flippers'!'

'On the other hand it does have a certain charm'

Famished jeans: Because sometimes skinny jeans just cover too much.

"He's not local, he's from a catalogue"

"How far is that in city blocks?"

Visual Gag Cardigans Cars wearing Cardigans made for Cars

GPs to be required to deal with 'lifestyle' issues. I can advise you on smoking, exercise and obesity issues,but whether that T-shirt makes you look 'buff' is outside of my remit.