Fashionista With A Love For Travel Gifts

'Since you're wearing cargo pants, everything in your pockets is considered cargo and subject to a tariff.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Pizza London Eye

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

'Great! Now, will that be clockwise or counterclockwise?'

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

Where Mom used to take you.

This suits tighter than my skin!

Dave Spent the Weekend Camping

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

"It must be a fur tree."

"Speedo limit 30 waist"

"It cuts air resistance."

Caribou With Big Plans.

A dressed crab

Clothes Make the man...

"Why can't summer last forever?"

'Please, Senora, no stiletto heels.'

'That's typical - they're not our suitcases!'

Dog luggage.

Wrapping up trees.

Multitasking.

'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'

'How am I going to pay for all this stuff?'

'See, I just unzip my polar fleece when it's really hot.'

'Just between you and me...the comb-over isn't working.'

My First Purse.

'I had a vision of my own death. I really go out in style.'

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

I'd like some nice trendy clothes that actually fit me. Tell me about it!

'I shouldn't have worn socks.'

Vague Magazine

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'