Travel Style Aficionado Gifts

'I need to dress as a traveler rather than as a tourists.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

The World's Easiest Airport

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Tourists in Egypt

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'Now here's a place I like!'

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Why Cows Leave Home