Travel Aficionado Gifts

"Hold on -- your boarding pass says 'possum,' but your passport says 'opossum.'"

'Immediately after Orville Wright's historic 12-second flight, his luggage could not be located.

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

Lost penguins reading map in desert.

"Pandora's Carry-on"

'The advertised very low off-peak rate is for February 29th only.'

A Sudden Transfer To The Tokyo Office

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

'I'm afraid you're mistaken sir, this isn't a gastro pub.'

'Hurry...here comes a tourist!'

If the pilgrims landed today...

Lowest Price Gasoline.

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."

Crow to crow: 'It's about 20 miles from here, not exactly following any highway, but more in a straight line, like as if you were to fly ...'

Topless beach

Flight Into Egypt.

'Seems I miss ordered again. I think the only tense I learned in French was the imperfect tense.'

Mauvais Souvenirs De Paris

'Looks like the Germans were here first.'

'We have two classes - first and children.'

Passengers leaving commercial airlines for charter ones.

'London's changed a bit since our last visit.'

'We're in luck. It accepts debit cards.'

"It's a new service the airline provides for first-class passengers. They pick you up at your house."

Luncheon Vouchers in the desert

'Gary's an airline director.'

A traveler comments on the red in the sunset. A wine drinker misunderstands, thinking the traveler is referring to the red wine.

Flood victims see travel agent's advertising Venice

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"They become aggressive when you recline them."

"I thought I was going to be much more blown away by the Liberty Bell."

Goose checking his GPS.

Why Cows Leave Home

'You've missed your flight, but if you hurry, there's a drone leaving in 5 minutes.'