Traveling Enthusiast Gifts

Einstein discovers that time can stop completely.

Deep Vein Thrombosis from the bus home

Weigh Station

The Vineyard

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"