World Traveler Enthusiast Gifts

"You want to pick up your orders yourself?..."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Transylvanian backpackers.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Tourists in Egypt

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."