World Traveler Wannabe Gifts

"You can always spot the tourists."

Prisoner wins a world cruise holiday.

Concerned about the poor geography skills of U.S. students, Westfield School District found a creative way to address the problem.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Mr. Punch in Venice

Dr. Roo.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Italia tours

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Greek A-Z Map,

The Decline of Europe

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'