Future World Traveler Gifts

"So, if you could date anyone, who would it be?"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

Fleeing Kabul

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

EU

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

"A ticket to the Munich Beerfest, please."

Pisa Hut.

'Stay away from pirates off the coast of Africa, fighting in the middle east, smog in China. . .'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'