Global Traveler Gifts

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

'Would you like to buy a bag for life, and help save the environment?'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Global Community.

Coke and Pepsi Worldwide

Chinese Wall Street

There's a pill called "Solvadi" that cures hepatitis C. It costs $1,000 per pill. That means $84,000 for a complete regimen. It costs about half that much in Europe, though. You know what that means, minion? It means we pay too much for drugs in America? It means I've booked you a flight to Europe. A man named Gunther will meet you. Do not look Gunther in the eye.

"We have a couple of last minute cancellations for west and one for the east. But, nothing for 'south for winter' I'm afraid."

'If my job is moving to Mexico, I'm moving with it!'

' How about a Rough Guide to anti-globalisation demo hot spots?'

Modern migration

In town for the Copenhagen conference, a peckish Stephen Harper orders a couple of Danish.

Informal currency market in Cuba

'What zip code are we in now?'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

The Lost World: You are Here

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

The Decline of Europe

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Coronavirus world

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Citizen of the world.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.