World Travelers Gifts

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

After a fruitless 18 years search over five continents, Joe Golez finally finds himself in the Gents of a flee-bitten bar in downtown San Antone.

Bertlitz Language School - New Curse Words.

Questions for the wise one.

Travel Agent - Building not finished

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"...and we also have some from a few stateless terrorist groups."

Obese Tourists

Finnish Line

Assisted pregnancy for same sex couples

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The Lost World: You are Here

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Vaccination Passport

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

Coronavirus world

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"