World Travelers Gifts

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

After a fruitless 18 years search over five continents, Joe Golez finally finds himself in the Gents of a flee-bitten bar in downtown San Antone.

Bertlitz Language School - New Curse Words.

Questions for the wise one.

Travel Agent - Building not finished

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"...and we also have some from a few stateless terrorist groups."

Obese Tourists

Finnish Line

Assisted pregnancy for same sex couples

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The Lost World: You are Here

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Vaccination Passport

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Coronavirus world

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Citizen of the world.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'