World Traveller Gifts

Welcome to our world. Please leave yours at the door.

Diarrhoea?

Afghanistan

'Now that's an afro!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Sparkling Water

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The Lost World: You are Here

The only way to see the world is to see the world

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Coronavirus world

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

The Decline of Europe

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Citizen of the world.

Fleeing Kabul

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'