World Traveller Gifts

Welcome to our world. Please leave yours at the door.

Diarrhoea?

Afghanistan

'Now that's an afro!'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Sparkling Water

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The Lost World: You are Here

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

The Decline of Europe

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

Coronavirus world

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Citizen of the world.

Redecorating Easter Island.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Fleeing Kabul