Fantasy World Traveller Gifts

'You're in luck, Mr. Gandalf, we have a vacancy for a Powerpoint wizard.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Look! No hands!"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

Astral Projection

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Desert Island Statue of Liberty.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Listen! They're playing our bong."

Addicted to reading

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

The Decline of Europe

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

Citizen of the world.

'Next plane to Los Angeles is at 3.'

Fleeing Kabul

7 More Dwarfs

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Redecorating Easter Island.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Vampire on a plane

Ghostship

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'