Fantasy Realm Traveler Gifts

Where would you spend your honeymoon? Skyrim, no contest. First, my lady and I would climb the 1,000 snow-covered steps to the summit of the mountain overlooking High Hrothgar

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Look! No hands!"

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"He's his own worst enemy."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Hugh fans!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Astral Projection

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Time Machine Collision

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Addicted to reading

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Vampire on a plane

Sleeping Beauty.

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

7 More Dwarfs

Ghostship

Vampire Bat

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

Witch dice.

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."