Fantasy Journeyer Gifts

"I thought I knew Venice quite well, but I don't recognise any of this at all."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Look! No hands!"

ET Mishap

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Here be dragons.

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

The star hunters

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Time Machine Collision

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Hugh fans!"

Astral Projection

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Scuba cow"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"It's probably just seasonal."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Dreams I have had...

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Playground Pipe Dreams