Mystical Journeyer Gifts

'The meaning of life? -- Do you have a need to know?'

Man looking down a road with storm clouds above.

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

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ET Mishap

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

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"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Nostradamus.

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

Palm Reader...

"I'll be right back."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Business witch

"I have grave news."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."