Mythical Journeyer Gifts

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

'Can I drop you somewhere?'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

ET Mishap

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Sleeping Beauty

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

OM, SWEET OM

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Freia and her golden apples

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Business witch

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"I found a portal to another world. I found peril and adventure, and the courage to survive. But, no, I didn't find the remote."

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

Terry Pratchett

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

Heavenly Ships

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

Hermes

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Sea Angel

'Well, you insisted on going to the end of the rainbow and taking whatever is there. Have at it, buddy.'