Mythical Journey Enthusiast Gifts

The Ferry

Fountain of youth vs. pier of boredom

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

At the end of the rainbow

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

'Uh, are you sure you can handle enlightenment?'

Frog Prince

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

'He's not there at the moment so please leave a message.'

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'

Hermes

Terry Pratchett

"... And I think you should apologise to that palm reader for scoffing at her predictions."

Phoenix

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

In later years, St. George wondered if it was the real dragon he had slayed

Catch of the day

'Jeez! What comes after 'huff'?'

Noah's ark in a draught.

Dragon Flight