Mythical Quest Enthusiast Gifts

"And now, for your final exam, Caleb."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Did you have a cat?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"I'm afraid your wife gets to say 'I told you so.'"

At the end of the rainbow

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"The road ahead is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

Frog Prince

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

"I thought you could help me get a jump on things again this year."

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

"I don't really believe in the tooth fairy anymore, but if it pays, I play!"

Phoenix

"Sign here, initial here, rassle Zeke for the keys and you're all set."

'The crystal reveals you spend your money foolishly. That will be twenty-five dollars, please.

'This time last year you told me that I would meet a tall handsome stranger. Now I need his name and address.'

'What do you think of as you great achievements?'