Mythic Quester Gifts

'The keeper of the secret bowl.'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Nostradamus.

"Evidence of Bigfoot or just some clown?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"I am the Genie of the Bong! I will grant you... um... I am the Genie of the Bong!"

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

Business witch

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Frog Prince

"I have grave news."

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

'Sorry Ma'am, but I only do palm-readings...'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

"Your life line is a little weak, but we can fix that."

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Heavenly Ships