Fantasy Quester Gifts

"Travel the dark corridor over shoe mountain. Avoid the couch ogre lest he steal your soul. The third door is the bathroom you seek."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Here be dragons.

"Look! No hands!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Walt Disney on ice."

The star hunters

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Hugh fans!"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Scuba cow"

Time Machine Collision

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Playground Pipe Dreams

Dreams I have had...

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

Sleeping Beauty.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.