Fantasy Adventurer Gifts

Yellow brick road closed for construction.

Alice in Wonderland - A Mad Tea Party.

'I'm sorry but your middle earth is full of our natural gas.'

"Come on, honey, enough with the magic realism."

'After the tour feel free to roam and pillage.'

"Is that it? I don't have my contacts in."

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

Just as Dirk was about to escape on horseback, the magician's final spell turned his swift black steed into the legendary Bureaucratic Night Mare.

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Magic flying carpet with mat nav.

"Second star to the right, then straight on till morning"

"...and what was it like sailing in the Bermuda Triangle?"

Santa Claus

"...there's no joy without levitation!"

Playground Pipe Dreams

"It didn't work -- My imaginary playmate refused to take the rap."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Don Quixote

Boy dressed as a Welsh dragon.

Prince

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'Gee, I never thought I'd be hanging out with the KING!'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'I'm off to see the gizzard.'

Digging in the magic carpet

Robot in Oz.

Small laughing space creatures.

The little prince is an alien

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

'You take Colin and I'll keep the sitter company, 'Narnia' is a kid's film after all, isn't it!'

It was a perfect jump, but unfortunately straight into a time hole.

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

Cow throttles over the moon.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.