Fantasy Explorer Gifts

'Reality. It's been my one terrible blind spot for years.'

"Old people in Hell"

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'I'm sorry, but I think you should find a new analyst... your dreams are just too boring for me.'

Dante's sponsored tour of hell

'A free forty day cruise? There's gotta be a catch.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Meets Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

Hell.

'This is the first reference I've ever seen from one's childhood imaginary friend.'

"The tooth fairy direct-deposited your quarter."

Mirror tells wicked queen from Snow White: 'If you do not wish to know the truth, please look away now.'

'No seat belts, dad?'

Although they had discussed dressing up in the bedroom, he was nevertheless disconcerted when Helen put on her chocolate biscuit outfit.

'I had to get a new imaginary friend. The last one was getting me into too much trouble.'

A Magic carpet Limo.

"Just my luck! I'm vegetarian!"

'What I miss most is running through the sprinkler.'

A Man's Magic Carpet has broken down and is being towed away

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

"If I had it my way, I'd be the son of a rich man and spend some time freelancing as the nephew of royalty."

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"...Pretty much the same story as you Tarzan. Lost as a baby, raised by wild animals as one of their own, except I was found by giraffes and not apes."

"Trust me, princess...fairytale endings aren't all they're cracked up to be!"

"Scuba cow"

"I had the most horrible dream last night. I dreamed John L. Lewis came in to have his eyebrows plucked."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Wake up, Harold—you're dreaming again."

"He's a nice guy - he's always giving me free stuff."

Sailing on the River Styxx

"Mr. Goodrich, what say we tell each other our darkest fantasies and start exploring the outer limits of modern sexuality."

"Do we have any candy?"

"I want to take a vacation, but the last time I left you in charge your face appeared on a grilled cheese sandwich."

Tapped Tree

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

"Walt Disney on ice."