Fantasy Universe Explorer Gifts

"It's the call of Cthulhu."

Big Bang Theory.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Here be dragons.

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Look! No hands!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Scuba cow"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

The star hunters

"Walt Disney on ice."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Slinky Cow World

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

A man looks up at the earth

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

The Big Tipper

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

Emergency exit into Space

Beyond the known and the unknown.

"That was Copernicus on the phone – he says you're NOT the centre of the universe!"

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Dreams I have had...

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.