Fantasy World Explorer Gifts

"Your Honor, the defense contends its client could never get a fair trial in this court."

'It's worse than we'd thought I'd like to call in all the kings horses and all the kings men.'

"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

'My invisible friend won't play with my imaginary friend!'

'I envisioned something more robust'

"dig,dig,dig man all the whole day through." - Unbeknownst to many there was an eighth dwarf...Hippy

'Do I call for an ambulance or a vet ?'

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

"I can't believe we got on the ark, Fred!"

"I've decided to live my life inside my mind."

"Remember when we used to have to fatten the kids up first?"

"We do have good health coverage, but then we never get od and we never get sick."

"Easy for you to say, pal! We're not all born with a golden horn on our heads!"

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Jack and the beanstalk.

The three pigs...House of bricks.

'It's not the same since they built the new development.'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

Mythology Dept.

'Looking back, I wish we hadn't removed that built-in wardrobe...'

Three Pigs Watching the Wolf Next Door Blowing Leaves

Shepard with sheep-child.

'You must be a first time buyer!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"C'mon honey, she doesn't bark or shed. Who could say no to that sweet face?"

Star Wars convention...

On his first day on the job as a delivery man, Harold makes the mistake of asking a squid for his signature.

Vampire Bat

"Sorry kiddo, I might be a "Magical Creature", but I don't know any magic trick..."

Ride of the Valkyries

'Get in! No time to explain!'

7 More Dwarfs

"Oh, good, you brought your pony."

"Look! No hands!"