Fantasy Tale Explorer Gifts

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Here be dragons.

"Look! No hands!"

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Scuba cow"

Neptune

The star hunters

Warrior Woman

"Walt Disney on ice."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dreams I have had...

Mayhem, Inc. Part 25

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

7 More Dwarfs

"This is your Aunt Blizzard. She's the wicked witch of the Northeast."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

"Lady... I gotta work order to fix a leaky roof."

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Vampire Bat

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'