Epic Tale Explorer Gifts

Aeneas

Warrior Woman

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Ghostship

Off Off Off Off Broadway

Freia and her golden apples

"Help! It's a sprawling epic!"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

'She said to read between the lines to infer the answer, but it's hard to see in between them because they're so close together.'

Mr. Baptist is supposed to have seen something

Mermaids

Peter

Klytaemnestra

'I can't put my finger on it but George has been different every since came back from safari.'

John Milton

Brunhilda

"Sorry, but you can't be friends with a page! Pages become squires, then knights: our mortal enemies!"

'Luckily, we're leaving carbon footprints, so we'll always be able to find our way back home.'

"So, tell me all about some tourists who were here last year. . ."

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

'Beep... Hello, it's the Black Knight again... Could we move our fight to Thursday morning? Call me back...'

"I wish! Yes, my eggs are "golden", but only as in "golden colour"..."

Leviathan is Destroyed (The Holy Bible).

You Are Here: river, woods, grandmother's house.

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

'Could you please read me a story without a bear or a wolf in it?'

Through the Looking Glass - Hatta out of Jail.

'With head, hands,wings, or feet, pursues his way,And swims, or sinks, or wades, or creeps, or flies.'

Sad Eurydice

The Crusaders on the way to the Emir of Tunis. They are led by King Charles of Anjou and St Louis (History of the Crusades).

"I don't want to know how I end, so I tore out my last page."