Ancient Story Explorer Gifts

'Palestine? -- We were hoping for someplace further AWAY than that.'

Klytaemnestra

Sad Eurydice

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Ancient Racing

Physician tending a mummy.

Warrior Woman

Tourists in Egypt

"Life after death"

The Gladiator.

Pyramid catflap...

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Christopher Isherwood

Souvenirs.

Mummy Beggar

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

Pompeii restoration project.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

'Let me get this straight: you'll answer three questions, but only three questions? No kidding? Boy, is this my lucky day or what?'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Archimedes statue tipped up by a lever.

Freia and her golden apples

Dept of Egyptology - Toot and Come In.

Painted into a corner.

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

Mummy Tourists

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"What was the Roman attitude to construction?"

"I have a bad feeling about this."

'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.

'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"Of course, it might help if we actually found something every once in a while!"

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat